so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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