i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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