I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Welp...herpes.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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