): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
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Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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