ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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