Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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