well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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