It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
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Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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