He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Boobs speak an international language.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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