i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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