: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
i think my cat just said my name.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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