i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
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That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
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I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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