last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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