Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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