I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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