just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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