And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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