i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
My liver just had a heart attack.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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