I seem to have left my pride at pride
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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