Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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