Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
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