Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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