Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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