My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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