so that wasnt chicken after all
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
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i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
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STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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