Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I wish there were birth control emojis
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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