Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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