Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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