My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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