I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
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