Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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