sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
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Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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