Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize