I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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