Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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