He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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