I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
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Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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