I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
handjob tips. give me some.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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