So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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