the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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