I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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