I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Enjoy the penises
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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