I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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