About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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