Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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