i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
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I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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