oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Dignity is for republicans.
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Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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