We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
