i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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