At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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