capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize