Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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