I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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