3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I didn't notice because vodka
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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