At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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