Fuck appropriateness.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize