just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
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She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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