everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Randomize